Let's Play a Game

It's called the, "Is Jennifer a cynical bastard" game.

I saw this great cartoon the other day in the New Yorker. The next day, I was reading TMFTML, who referenced the cartoon but interpreted it completely differently than I had.

So I'm curious -- how do you interpret this cartoon? Am I just a big cynical-pants? Here is the link to the TMFTML post, but to avoid bias, don't read that or the comments until after you read the cartoon.

Go ahead, make me feel like a jerk.